[richy]

Johnny's Little Sister :

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told
her mother,
'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!'

Before the mother could raise a concern,
Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.'

Relaxing with a hidden smile,
Sally's Mom asked, 'Really small, was it?'

Sally replied, 'No... salty!'

Mom fainted