Can I smell.....
I was at Wallyworld the other day checking out the womens undies when this big fat woman came up beside me. She was checking out the "Omar The Tentmaker" brand of granny style undies(my favorite). So I asked her, "Can I smell your snatch?". All flustred, she reached into her cart and pulled out a bag of "XX Heavy Duty Days Tampex" and hit me right over the head with it! "No you can't ! Pervert!" she said. I said, Chrissakes lady, it must be your feet then."
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