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A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or
any
> sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with
> her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known
Chinese
> sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
>
> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, OK, take off all your
> crose. The woman did as she was told. Now, get down and craw reery, reery
> fass to odder side of room.
>
> Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, OK, now
> craw reery, reery fass back to me. As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head
> slowly. Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.. Worse case I
> ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.
>
> The woman asked anxiously, Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?
> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, Ed Zachary Disease is when your face
> look Ed Zachary like your ass.
>
>