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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
> husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking >encounter. In
> his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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>
> This scenario was repeated each time they made
> love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
> cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals >that she
> needed.
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>
> Arriving home around noon one day, she was
> surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During
> the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going >through a
> process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It >was unlikely
> that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
> another position that paid anywhere near what
> he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
>
>
> Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
> showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest
> totaling nearly $1 million. Then she
> showed him certificates of deposits issued
> by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
> and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in
> the bank.
>
>
> She explained that for the more than three decades she had
> "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these >were the
> results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of >cash and
> investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so >astounded he could
> barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, >"If I'd
> had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all >my
> business!"
>
>
> That's when she shot him.
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>
>
> You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their
> mouths shut.
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