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Old 03-11-2008, 10:35 AM
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President Bush has devised a plan to kick start the American economy by having tax refund checks mailed to everyone who files a tax return. We are urged to go and freely spend this money, and the result will have a ripple effect on the American economy.

If we buy consumer goods, the money will go to China, where just about everything we see in our stores is manufactured. If we use the check to buy a couple of tanks of gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs.

Drinking beer and patronizing prostitutes seems to be the patriotic way to spend the money since brewing and screwing are about the only industries that still remain on American soil.

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Old 03-11-2008, 10:40 AM
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President Bush has devised a plan to kick start the American economy by having tax refund checks mailed to everyone who files a tax return. We are urged to go and freely spend this money, and the result will have a ripple effect on the American economy.

If we buy consumer goods, the money will go to China, where just about everything we see in our stores is manufactured. If we use the check to buy a couple of tanks of gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs.

Drinking beer and patronizing prostitutes seems to be the patriotic way to spend the money since brewing and screwing are about the only industries that still remain on American soil.

God Bless America
damn,Jason...you are one truly patriotic dude!! I would do the same for strictly patriotic reasons!!
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Old 03-11-2008, 10:43 AM
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damn,Jason...you are one truly patriotic dude!! I would do the same for strictly patriotic reasons!!
I do what I can, all for my country!!!
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:01 AM
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LMAO, well.....lol

sad thing is, you have to claim it as income next year......
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:21 AM
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Hahaha!!
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:28 AM
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But aren't most of the whores in this country foreigners as well?
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:29 AM
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But aren't most of the whores in this country foreigners as well?
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:58 AM
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I think we need to ask P1et
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Old 03-11-2008, 12:26 PM
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Bush doesn't know what he is doing...We need a democratic president, and not Hillary...
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I vote P1et for President! I want a french whore! lol
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