Bue Ribbon night!!
A young couple had Blood hound that snored excessively. It did not seem to bother the husband, but the wife was kept up most nights by the noise.
Well, one day, the lady had the dog at the vets for his checkup. She ask the Vet. if there was anything he could do to stop the snoring? The Vet replied, " Simply tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles when he starts snoring, and he will stop"!
So, that night, the dog starts snoring, so the lady remembers what the Vet told her. She goes to the closet and finds a piece of red ribbon, ties the dog's testicles! Immediately, the dog quits snoring!
About 3 am the womans husband comes home drunk, from a night out with his DB buddies, falls in bed and starts snoring! The woman thinks, if worked on the dog, maybe.... So she goes to the closet and finds a piece of blue ribbon and ties up her husband's testicles. And the Snoring Stops!
The next morning, the husband gets up, goes to the bathroom to relieve himself. As he looks down, he see's a BLUE RIBBON! He finishes his business and goes back to the bedroom. By this time the dog as woke up and the guy notices that the dog has a RED Ribbon! He says: Boy, I don't remember where the hell we were or what we did, but DAMN, I took first place and you came in second!
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04-11-2008, 03:05 PM
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