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Old 03-05-2008, 01:42 PM
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Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells back, BITCH!

Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road and dies.


Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.
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Old 03-05-2008, 02:24 PM
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I wonder if the woman ended up crashing into a huge female dog???
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Old 03-05-2008, 02:27 PM
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What did you say? I was reading something else.
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Old 03-05-2008, 02:36 PM
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If I would listen then every time I was called a F*cker does that mean I should have dipped my ink in the well?? lol
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:33 PM
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I listen but I only hear what I want to.
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:45 PM
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i have selective hearing myself...esp when loged on the forums..my wife and kids know thats the time to rob me blind....lol
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Old 03-06-2008, 02:43 AM
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I wonder if the woman ended up crashing into a huge female dog???
Me too
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