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Old 03-22-2008, 01:08 AM
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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty
years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you
leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."


"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there
again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy,
but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he
thinks to himself, I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep
an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows
them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on
each other for support aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her sk irt
and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex
that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for
about ten minutes while both are making loud noises
and moaning and screaming.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and
put their clothes back on.

The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to
himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them
what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he
says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else.
You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely abl e to reply, "Fifty
years ago, that wasn't an electric fence."
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Old 03-22-2008, 01:32 AM
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omg hahaha that is really good thanks for sharing that richy
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Old 03-22-2008, 05:16 PM
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LOL, that was a good one...
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:47 PM
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haha wow
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:50 PM
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HAHAHA.......that's was great......
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Old 03-22-2008, 09:38 PM
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Old 03-23-2008, 06:05 AM
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kudos to you, that was good.
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Old 03-23-2008, 09:22 AM
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OH MANNNNNNNNNNNNN it was a good thing that fence did not KILL THEM!!!

Good for them though, glad they had a good time and that they did not get a ticked for public sex!!!
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Old 03-24-2008, 01:15 AM
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GOOD ONE!!!
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Old 03-24-2008, 08:00 AM
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OMG... lol, didn't see that coming...
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