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Old 04-05-2008, 12:06 AM
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are
those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy
Longlegs,'
her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the
little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question he replied

'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having
any of that Brokeback Mountain s**t in our garden.
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Old 04-05-2008, 12:10 AM
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hahahahaa hahahaha that's a good one hahahahaha

You always post up funny things lol...where's your secret stash richy lol
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Old 04-05-2008, 10:31 AM
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hahahahaa hahahaha that's a good one hahahahaha

You always post up funny things lol...where's your secret stash richy lol
Unfortunately, until spring arrives, I don't have any detailing jobs to do, so I've got the spare time to look up my funnies.
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Old 04-05-2008, 12:07 PM
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I wondor what was the father's response to that.
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Old 04-05-2008, 07:57 PM
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Unfortunately, until spring arrives, I don't have any detailing jobs to do, so I've got the spare time to look up my funnies.
Well I've been enjoying all the funnies my friend keep them coming..mmm.. now which do I prefer the details or the funnies...I like both
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Old 04-05-2008, 10:03 PM
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hehehe LOL Richy you crack me up!
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I don't get it?
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