[jshillin]

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he went to see his
doctor.

The doctor suggested that the man could solve his problem by startling
himself whenever he thought that he was going to ejaculate.

So, the man went directly to a sporting goods store and bought a starter
pistol. Then he went home to try the doctor's advice.

When he got home, he found his wife waiting for him on their bed,... naked!
So he ripped off his clothes and began making love with her. Eventually, they
wound up in the "69"
position and then the man felt an enormous urge to ejaculate, so he cranked
off a few shots with his new starter pistol.

They next day, he went back to the doctor and reported his results. He said,
"It didn't work out for me, Doc! When I fired the pistol, my wife crapped on
my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet
with his hands in the air!"

[TexasTB]

[P1et]

But hold on, I guess it did work, right? I mean, did he ejaculate or not??? Cos if he didn't, the doctor was right!!!

[klumzypinoy]

Lol!!

[richy]

LMAO

[Deep Gloss Auto Salon]

That was rich..

[dengood1]

sheesh--that's a lot of things happening at one time!!!

[trhland]

that was ripe