[richy]

A jumbo jet is making its final approach
to Calgary Airport.The

pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our

final descent into Calgary.
I want to thank you for flying with us

today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Calgary
area'.



He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can

hear his conversation from the cockpit.



The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 'So, Skip, whatcha

got planned while we're in Calgary?'



'Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the hotel,

take a big crap.... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with

the huge tits out for dinner.... I 'm gonna wine and dine her,

take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony

all night long.'



Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and

immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to

figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.



Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the

plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the

cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she

trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.



The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear. He's

gotta land the plane and take a dump first.

[Nica]

hahahahahaha...that's funny

[GBS]

Richy's on a roll lately!