[Tonya]

One of my buddies sent this to me in an e-mail and I thought you guys would like it


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

[P1et]

True but...

1) no one ever buys me dinner
2) no one ever buys me my drinks all night long

[g35videos]

lol yeah thats ME!

[Tonya]

Originally Posted by Tonya

One of my buddies sent this to me in an e-mail and I thought you guys would like it


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


The garage is all yours. Not at my house Car mechanics tell you the truth. That is exactly why I have a great relationship with mine You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. been there done that You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. My father taught me lefty loosey... righty... tighty I still remember it
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Well.... guilty with a special friend
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. I have been on an overnight bank function and seen girls bring two suitcases

Some of this just cracked me up!!!!

[sly]

P1et, i can buy a dinner LoL

[klumzypinoy]

LOL I still play with toys . Hmm, I need a nail cutter to trim my nails.

[adriankeith]

You can never be pregnant

I think that one is reason enough! =)

[Marco polo]

for that i was there was somthing called MEN day
nothing but sports, cars, beer, and women LOL