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Old 04-15-2008, 07:08 PM
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Top Ten reasons why Men prefer guns over Women:



#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'


#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN !
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Oh man I love it!
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KIller one!
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Funny Stuff. I have to email it to my older brother. He's a real gun nut.

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Good one! I sent it to a friend also

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Thats a good one
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very good.
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now that is great
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And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN !
Amen brother.

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that's a good one DLR

Thank you for sharing with us.
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